IM Conversation with Dan

Tammy & Isobelle says:
We are having a Blade/Matrix theme day at work today.
Tammy & Isobelle says:
I'm Trinity
Daniel says:
I won't ask why.
Tammy & Isobelle says:
It's a funny story!
Tammy & Isobelle says:
ask me ask me
Daniel says:
OK
Tammy & Isobelle says:
OK what?
Daniel says:
OK, I'm asking why
Tammy & Isobelle says:
The girl at the front desk lives in an apartment complex
Tammy & Isobelle says:
she was at the pool last weeked
Tammy & Isobelle says:
she had seen this guy around the complex for a while
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tall dark and handsome but always dressed in black
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He approached her at the pool
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He introduced himself as Blade
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It was 90 degrees outside and he was wearing all black sort of military/law enforcement style
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They talked for a while
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He asked her to come over later to his pad
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She said okay
Tammy & Isobelle says:
Mr. Tall dark and handsome in black official gear is a bald black man
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the girl is an adorable curvaceous red head NY jewish girl
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She goes over to his house.
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He has a 70's tweed couch and a maroon crushed velvet chair
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a 13" TV with a scarf laid over it
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He's 39
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She's 40
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He has a pile of VCR tapes in one corner
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He asks her if she would like to watch the 2006 BET awards that he taped
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She says sure
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He offers her a drink
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He brings her a paper cup with the Gatorade logo and name on it
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It's tap water
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He says do you mind if I turn out the lights?
Tammy & Isobelle says:
She's like um I guess so
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It's totally dark
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she asks him to at least turn on the kitchen light to a some light to the room
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the 2006 BET awards are on the 13" tv
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She decides she needs to go
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He walks her to the door and leans in for a hug
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She's like okay a hug is fine
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Then he tries to kiss her with his mouth fully open
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She backed away and said no
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He said call me when you get home so I know you're safe.
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He didn't offer to walk her home
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She called him and said thank you and goodnight
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The next day her called her three times.
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She didn't answer
Tammy & Isobelle says:
the last call he said
Tammy & Isobelle says:
I love you.
Tammy & Isobelle says:
So now we are all obsessed with Blade and making fun of her and Blade
Daniel says:
That's a truly awful story. But funny
Tammy & Isobelle says:
and true
Tammy & Isobelle says:
what are you doing?

You have just sent a nudge.

Daniel says:
At home today with Dylan
Tammy & Isobelle says:
hello?
Daniel says:
Sorry. I was chasing him around for a while (in an attempt to keep him out of trouble), and now we're having lunch.
Tammy & Isobelle says:
mmmmm weenies?
Daniel says:
PB&J
Tammy & Isobelle says:
ah
Daniel says:
not for me, though
Tammy & Isobelle says:
what's his favorite thing to say these days?
Daniel says:
"Ladies and gentlemen: Krokus!"
Tammy & Isobelle says:
no way!
Daniel says:
We got him to say that for a while
Daniel says:
Now he sings, "Breaking the log! Breaking the log!" He's sure "log" is the right word
Tammy & Isobelle says:
Bad boy bad boy whatcha gonna doo
Daniel says:
The Krokus thing actually happened somewhat naturally. We had been reading him "The Runaway Bunny," and every time we got to the crocus part, he would say "Crocus!" in a metal-style voice
Tammy & Isobelle says:
rock on
Daniel says:
I should get going. Adios, Trinity
Tammy & Isobelle says:
Later Daniel
Daniel says:
I need to go watch the BET awards
Daniel says:
on VHS
Tammy & Isobelle says:
yeah you do
Daniel says:
We all do, really
Tammy & Isobelle says:
yes we do