Wednesday, January 31, 2007

I'm fantastic in bed


I'm guessing this is an oldy...
But It's my first time...

Marketing Explained

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."

_Well, here it is: _

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against h is arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing; so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

22 comments:

Gavin said...

Does that make you a telemarketer? Great to see that you finally have a blog ... shame I didn't know earlier!

Sharon Sarmiento said...

Tammy--this is hilarious! It may be an oldie but it's new to me and made me laugh. Finally marketing explained in a way I can understand!

Anonymous said...

You meet somebody you want to spend the rest of your life with, so you say:
"Marry me, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's relationship marketing.

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Not sure where to post this but I wanted to ask if anyone has heard of National Clicks?

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Overheard some co-workers talking about it all week but didn't have time to ask so I thought I would post it here to see if someone could help me out.

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